Being Dan Malkovich

The New Day: Feel the Power

The Ringer

Society & Culture, Comedy, Sports, Wrestling

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Dan Ryckert is out for his birthday, leading the guys to muse on the experience of inhabiting his "spindly" body. Also in this episode: the usefulness of "no offense," advice for living in Japan, quantum physics, magic 8-balls, and precious orbs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's a new day, yes it is.
0:02.1	What's the next day?
0:04.1	It's a new day, yes it is.
0:07.2	Live from a Zoom call,
0:09.3	emanating from Lando Lake's Florida,
0:12.7	Austin, Texas, and an undisclosed location in Florida,
0:17.8	it's the new day. Feel the power. Take it away, guys.
0:21.2	You know what?
0:25.0	Oh, wow. That isn't the worst day in impression.
0:27.7	No, it's not.
0:28.7	What are you talking about? This is Dan Ryker.
0:33.3	For anyone who is remotely astute and has
0:36.4	was fired for a minute.
0:39.1	I'm not doing you.
0:43.5	Our man and his not with us.
0:46.2	So Alex produce as as filled in as Dan.
0:49.3	And I don't know if I was to rate that on a scale of one to ten.
0:53.2	It's I'll give you seven. I'll give you good seven.
0:55.9	Honestly, I'll take it. That's that's great.
0:57.6	You need a little bit more Kermit the Frog.
1:00.0	Yeah, that's great.
1:03.3	That's like great. I don't even know how to describe it,
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