Being Big

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Ed Larson, Amber Nelson, Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Everyone says they want to be bigger, but do they really know what comes with the territory? Joining Ed is fellow bigs Ben Kissel and Skulk the Hulking. The bigger they are, the more they hurt inside when you ridicule them.

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0:00.0	All right side
0:06.0	You got to be all right inside
0:08.0	I got to keep on the right side I'm on the bright side, you got to be on the bright side.
0:21.4	You got to be on.
0:22.6	On the bright side.
0:24.6	Hey, everybody.
0:27.6	How you doing?
0:28.6	This is the brighter side.
0:29.6	A very special edition.
0:30.6	Ahmed Larson, absent Amber Nelson, absent Sina John.
0:34.6	But joining me in their stead is the two of them put together, and that's what we're talking
0:40.8	about today.
0:41.9	Big Ben, Kissel, the crowd goes wild.
0:45.7	Get off the stage.
0:47.1	Get off the mic.
0:48.1	I hate you.
0:49.5	Monster freak.
0:51.7	Your heads on fire.
0:53.1	Nice to be home.
0:54.1	Nice to be home. I feel very comfortable. Thank you so much for having me, Eddie. And with us, as always, is Miss Mary Kelly. How you doing, Mary? I'm great. How are you? Pretty good. And we're talking about something very near and dear to my heart, and that is goddamn being big. Well, and indeed, your heart is enlarged. So Oh, my word. It's the size of a pumpkin.
1:12.2	Isn't that? That's actually just as many holes, too. That's not so bad. The heart is the only thing people get upset about if it's too big. Yeah, yeah. Everyone's big, big, big, except for when it comes to your heart, doctors are like, you're going to die. But emotionally, it's supposed to have a big heart. But, you know, it's true that the kind
1:08.8	die fast. Indeed. The Grinch
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