Hello one and all, come one and all to a beautiful show, a beautiful damage report Friday show with me.

You don't know what I'm referring to because it's anything you refuse to watch all of it.

But anyway, Brett Erlich, welcome. How are you doing, buddy?

Welcome. I'm well and I'm really happy to be here with you, John. There is no way I would rather be

contractually obligated to start my day than by appearing on the damage report because of that

life data. I owe you. I'm obligated because we don't have contracts. And I'm honestly shocked that

you've kept doing as long as you have. Well, thank you for doing that. Glad to have you here.

What are your other contractual obligations coming up later today, Brett Erlich? Later today,

I will be feverishly producing because Fridays are the hardest day.

That's pretty tough. Yeah. Helping people's shows happen. Then,

what am I doing? Oh, happy half hours fun. Happy half hour.

Happy half hour. Are you wondering today? No, it's not. You're right.

Common room is happening today. Yeah, keep it together.

I'm not here Monday through Wednesday. So I am. Checked out together.

Okay, what's happening in common room? Common room today. I will tell you one thing about it.

Common room today is myself, my illustrious wife, the Brooke Marx.

I'm saving the best for last, over these last two.

Adiana, and I just said my wife's not the best, and I realize that now, and I will apologize later.

Adiana Vega, former TYT intern. And then, and also like, freaking person that we rate on Twitch.

And also, Bartman, archive on the camera. It'll be great.

I want to give you a piece of advice. Don't bring up star wars.

He's already told me that he will publicly drag you on the show,

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