Behind the Curtain of Distraction: We Went Undercover with the Most Creative Fans in College Hoops

Pablo Torre Finds Out

Pablo Torre, Le Batard & Friends

Sports

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Nobody makes opponents miss free throws like Arizona State’s student section and their infamous Curtain of Distraction. On the brink of March Madness, we embed with the Sun Devils writers' room — and the Lorne Michaels of college basketball — to test the limits of absurdity (with a little help from the likes of Donald Glover and Mike Schur). Then we activated polyamorous conjoined unicorns on the baseline… on live national television. What could possibly go wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out.
0:02.2	I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
0:07.0	Oh my God, stuck!
0:08.6	We're in 2025!
0:10.2	Great Scott! Has anyone seen this man?
0:12.1	Is this you?
0:13.2	It's him.
0:13.7	He's out there.
0:14.4	It's right there!
0:15.0	This is you!
0:16.9	Right after this ad.
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1:05.4	Has the curtain of distraction ever been used as an actual curtain in front of a window before?
1:12.3	Are we making history right now?
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