Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.

The show is about to begin.

I am so viscerally afraid of accidentally texting the chief of police.

Kind of weird, that's all she wrote.

You are in my thoughts and prayers in perpetuity.

Now mind you, I don't even have the chief of police's phone number, and why would I?

Hello everyone and welcome back to monologuing.

I'm Mads Mitch and I'm your host today and always because well, quite frankly, this is literally my podcast. So who else is going to host it? Happy freaking Monday. It is Monday, September 15th, I think. Happy Monday, September 15th, I think. I hope you had a fabulous weekend. I hope you're feeling well rested and rejuvenated and ready to tackle whatever life might throw at you this week. And I don't think that that's asking too much of your

favorite podcast host. This week's episode, it's going to be very laid back, very chill, as opposed to

most episodes, which are obviously akin to an action thriller movie, high stakes, high intensity.

Kidding, of course. But honestly, I just did not have the mental or emotional bandwidth to sift through write-ins today and to to be all

ha ha silly silly everything's fun and the world isn't on fire do you know what I mean like I just

I'm having one of those days I still want this this episode to be, you know, fun and upy and light. So I thought to make my life

easier because let's face it, the world does in fact revolve around me. The rumors are true.

I am just doing a Q&A. So I had you guys ask some questions on the podcast, Instagram,

fabulous reason to be following the podcast on Instagram. I don't think we've ever done a Q&A

on the podcast. So that's fun. That's exciting. I'm excited to dive into your questions.

But first and foremost, let's jump into Act 1, Life Updates and Cheers and Tears. My cheers cheers for this week that's a tough one that is

oh that's a tough question i think i i have mastered the art of using my dice and a air wrap and that

a win is a win babe a win is a win i've had a dice and air up kicking around for like a year,

two years now probably. And I just have never mastered the art of it. It is something that you truly

do have to master. Like you have to perfect that craft. And I, I just never could. I would go through

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