I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Okerson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM,

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Damn. That's a short song.

Oh, shit, that's it. How long's that song, though?

That's only three minutes and 13 seconds.

That was longer than I thought. We really make a nice meal out of it when we

start the show. Hey, Big Jim. Hey, Big Jim. Hey, Big Jim. What,

so we played a whole song? It's a short song. It's my big Jim. Before you come down

to anybody, we can get on your wagon that finger and everyone's face.

It's a whole song. It was a whole song. For context, I had to do a Skadoosie.

Yeah. I had to drop a Skadoosie. I had to sneak by Jacob. Jacob was at the

urinal and I didn't want him to see me. I saw you out of the corner my eye,

but I pretended that I didn't. I just walked. Jacob is the duty police.

I mean, I really, I really just went by you. I tiptoed by you. I thought I got by you.

Jacob was at the urinal. He was at the urinal. I can't believe you didn't. If I saw Jacob

at a urinal and Jacob, just be aware of this. If I see you ever in motion pissing at a urinal,

I'm going to come up and do what I do, which I'm going to rub your shoulders.

I'm going to hold your waist at one point. It's so funny to me. I used to do that

the soda all the time. He does not like it at all. I wouldn't do that here because someone

else that does here had a successful show and now they're on a beach. Did he touch somebody

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