Greetings football fans. I'm Matt Davis Adams and coming up on this edition of the Totally Football Show.

Algeria Superior in final that could hardly have been dreary as the biggest deflection since the last time Boris Johnson was asked about that whole bus thing.

Hands the Desert Foxes, the title of the Kings of Africa.

Zinidine Zidand tells Gareth Bale, it's not us, it's you as the golf-loving Welsh winger

misses the cut in Real's pre-season plans. In America, Zlatan Gennas-Latam, by which I mean do some good football stuff and then talk some smack. In a way, only a man sporting a ponytail and goatee in 2019 would have the confidence to do. We'll give Aston Villa a long overdue mention.

And remember that hoo-har over the new Huddersfield kit.

Turns out it was just banter. confidence to do. We'll give Ashton Villa a long overdue mention and remember that hoo-har over the new Huddersfield

kit.

Turns out it was just banter.

This is the totally football show in association with Paddy Power.

Skatman's world.

Yep, I'm surprised to you listeners. Scatman John World. Yep, I'm surprised to you, listeners.

Scatman John had more than one tune,

as if you needed telling,

that's the eponymous track from the album,

Scatman's World,

which reached number one in Belgium, Finland,

France, Germany, Hungary and Spain,

but only number 10 in the UK

and a measly 84 in Australia. It was released on the 19th of June 1995. Duncan Alexander, your back. So is there a link between that song and something particularly vague in the football world that you've in no way pre-pre-prepared? Well, last week we found out, you know, that John Barnes and Rahim Sterling were connected with Scatman.

It was a bit harder with this one because obviously the song, as you said, came out in June.

So what I did is I looked up the top scoring player in Premier League history who only ever scored in 1995.

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