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🗓️ 15 September 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Look at my open buttons. |
| 0:02.3 | Oh, you're going low now. |
| 0:04.5 | Kind of like Trini Lopez over here, circa 1968. |
| 0:09.5 | All right. |
| 0:10.6 | Dancing with the former stars. |
| 0:13.9 | Can we get some actual stars on there? |
| 0:17.2 | We'll throw the show off its axis. |
| 0:19.7 | What was the Ed Big Man show? |
| 0:22.6 | Star Search. |
| 0:24.1 | Were you on that? |
| 0:25.9 | I auditioned at a mall in Arizona. |
| 0:28.2 | Paradise Island Mall. |
| 0:31.4 | Okay. |
| 0:31.9 | Guess what? |
| 0:32.9 | Bombed. |
| 0:33.5 | Were you at the Buster Brown shoe store? |
| 0:36.1 | Where were you in the mall? |
| 0:37.5 | Was they set up a little thing in the atrium near the food court. |
| 0:41.8 | It was pretty good once you wait in chess king. |
| 0:45.4 | We'll be with you in a moment. |
| 0:47.2 | What's funny? |
| 0:48.0 | What a comedian? |
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