Welcome friends to the how-to heretic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan and

this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here.

We're your audio uncles. And with help from good. now. Never fear, that's why we're here.

We're your audio uncles!

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields, we're going to share the stories and

seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, we only get one that we know of, so let's make the most of it.

Indeed! Well, Uncle Dan.

What? What do I do?

We, uh, here we fault?

Yes, but we can continue to talk about

all that list off the air okay

uh... you it's a long list it's it's an ugly list

and you check it twice but uh... here we are we don't quite have a quorum

uncle Doug will join us in a segment later in the show.

Yeah, yeah. He's a way been called away on important business.

He's on a he's on a mission. But yes he's on his second mission his two-year bicycle tour of

Central America but we have plenty to talk about oh yeah on this show for we're

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