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Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Lovett Or Leave It asks “why so Sirius?” as we welcome a whole new cast of jokers to our stage. GOP candidate Tim Scott’s very real girlfriend (Lisa Gilroy) stops by to discuss their wonderful, extremely plausible relationship. Sam Sanders and Danielle Schneider discuss the most important news of the week, both Real Housewife and original flavor. Morgan Jay finally answers the question that has plagued philosophers for centuries: would you have sex with this alien? And we end the show with a rare Rave Wheel, because sometimes, very rarely, we actually do enjoy things. Shana Tova, sluts!

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0:00.0	Hello Los Angeles.
0:12.1	Welcome to Love It or Leave It in Chinato Vod, to all my globalists and ADL heads out
0:16.1	there.
0:17.1	As much as I've been enjoying the Old World Order, I think we can all agree.
0:20.6	The new one will be better.
0:23.5	Much better.
0:26.2	We have a great show for you tonight.
0:27.5	Tim Scott's girlfriend is here.
0:29.7	Ooh, all the way from Canada.
0:31.6	Sam Sanders and Daniel Schneider break down the wall between reality and reality TV.
0:36.6	And Morgan J is here to tap some unidentified flying ass.
0:42.5	And because Rokana scolded us, introducing the rave wheel.
0:49.2	But first, let's get into it.
0:50.8	What a week.
0:53.3	Utah Senator Mick Romney announced he will be retiring in order to make way for a new generation
0:57.8	of leaders for the Republican Party.
0:59.7	Romney added, with any luck, this generation will be even older than the last one.
1:05.4	The announcement coincides with the publication of an excerpt from Romney, a reckoning.
1:11.6	A new biography about the Utah Senator by McKay Compens in the book made Romney reveals
1:15.6	that he texted Mitch McConnell a warning on January 6th about online chatter from Trump
1:19.6	supporters, specifically targeting, specifically targeting Romney and McConnell for violence.
1:25.1	McConnell never texted him back.
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