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Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories
Darren Marlar
4.6 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is sponsored by Awful Movie Reviews on YouTube. |
| 0:03.6 | I've been a fan of awful movie reviews for a couple of years now, and I never miss an episode. |
| 0:08.8 | Every Friday, you get a new comedic video covering a gosh, awful, horrible, terrible, wretched, |
| 0:13.9 | or just plain boring movie in the horror or sci-fi genre. |
| 0:17.6 | B-monster movies, films directed by notorious names like Ed Wood or Roger Corman, |
| 0:22.4 | flicks made on budgets lower than your monthly grocery bill, special effects you'd swear |
| 0:26.6 | were created by someone who's colorblind, cinematography so shaky, you'd swear a three-year-old |
| 0:31.0 | was trying to hold the camera, audio recording in the film that, well, you see where I'm going |
| 0:35.6 | here. They even take requests for awful movies you'd like to see them review in the future. You'll probably learn about flicks you've never even heard of while laughing along with the host. You can find awful movie reviews on YouTube by simply searching for awful movie reviews. I've also placed a link to them on my sponsors page so you can find them easily. And if you're like me, at the end of each |
| 0:54.5 | awful movie review, you'll be saying it aloud with the host, what an awful movie. |
| 1:02.0 | When police officer Matt Klein returns to the quiet coastal town of Marshport, he hopes for a |
| 1:07.6 | fresh start with his family. But a series of brutal, inexplicable deaths begins to unravel the town. |
| 1:15.0 | At the center of it all is an ancient evil bound to a seemingly harmless gift of an antique Advent calendar, |
| 1:22.6 | a relic, counting down to the night when the light of Christmas goes out. |
| 1:27.5 | As the days slip by, strange voices whisper through the walls. |
| 1:32.1 | People go mad, and reality itself starts to crack. |
| 1:36.4 | The deeper Matt digs, the closer he comes to facing an evil that has been waiting for him for years. |
| 1:42.8 | Now, with his wife and two young sons in peril and the final door of the calendar looming, |
| 1:48.4 | Matt must find a way to stop this holiday horror, or risk losing everything and everyone he loves. |
| 1:56.6 | 24 days, 24 doors, all leading to one unholy Christmas Eve. |
| 2:05.9 | Advent of Evil, the new novel by Scott Donnelly, based on a concept by Weird Darkness host, |
| 2:11.3 | Darren Marler, is now available in full audiobook form, as well as Kindle, Paperback, and Hardback |
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