Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it to be classy. Yeah. After just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in the new edition. She's off to do a little volunteer work. Okay.

Over at the new edition.

She's off to do a little volunteer work. Okay. Over at the day camp over there at the local high school. All right. I told you. Like, turning it around. It's good for her. You know, confession, church. She's a therapist. Exercising, eating right, trying to get back to the community. She's really, really, you know, making an effort.

Circle in the wagons.

Yes, she is.

We love her for that. Sure. Mike House is coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of, Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman. He's also a dad. What? A homeowner, a business owner, a staple of the community. The king of the burbs, some call them. I've seen you down there at Home Depot. They're probably throwing sausages at you from Rosco. Shout out Rockos. Chicken, somebody's got waffles on a brain. I'll be uptown if you need me. Give it up for Kevin James Ryan, everybody. Okay, shout out to. As always, we make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. It's in LA. Full video available on YouTube, obviously full video available over there on Spotify as well. Where are we at? Climbing through the charts. On the goddamn charts over there. Like, actually on the charts, I'm not just talking about comedy podcasts. I'm talking about all podcasts in the regional United States. In the tri-state area. With two fat idiots is host. And then obviously the greatest website of all time. I don't have to tell the over 15,000 Patreon members. www. www. Patreon.com. I'll show you garbage. You go over there. Get all that bonus content. If you sign up on a $10 level, you get two episodes. We get an episode of a bonus episode of Hard Feelings. And then a episode of a bonus episode of AYG. And also, since we hit the $15,000, mono, e mono, me versfully, paintball extravaganza. Finally. a feeling i know how this is i know how this is

gonna go i know how it's gonna go too fucking i'm gonna hit you with a fucking five gallon bucket of

painting it because i ain't coming back baby what no do i mean you shoot yourself

you're just in the top of the bell tower.

I can blow your brains out.

Yeah, check it out.

Suicide vest, everybody.

You take us out in the fucking take us out in the gift shop.

I'm at this.

Hey, you guys got to clean that shit up now.

Fucking ruin my hot dog. I assume at this. Hey, you guys got to clean that shit up now. Fucking ruin my hot dog.

I assume there's some type of snack bar.

Yeah, I don't think they're making, they make the money on the paint and the diesel.

I can smell the diesel now.

Uh-huh.

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