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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, I'm on tour.
0:03.2	He's on tour. I'm on tour. I'm doing some dates. I'm going to be at Tempe. I'm going to be in Brea. I'm doing a bunch of casino runs in Southern California. I'm doing the Bargana in Atlantic City. I'm going all over the place. Go to Andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrewsantino.com. Say Andrewsantino. Andrewsantino.com's
0:23.1	tech tickets.
0:24.1	Go to the tickets.
0:24.8	Sanford. All over the place. Go to Andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrewsantino.com.
0:21.1	Say Andrewsantino.
0:22.2	Andrewsantino.com. Go to the tickets. San Francisco. I'm coming to you, too. I'm going all over. Andrewsantino.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude. I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. So I gave you two or something
0:38.0	We're bad friends
0:39.2	So I gave you $100 to go to WeeSpot Why? Because you're sleeping in the studio Because your apartment There's some sort of disaster There's lead in the walls Yeah How do you even know that, dude? What do you, Superman? I didn't... Can you see through the walls at home? Wait, can Superman see through lead or he can't?
0:55.3	He had X-ray vision.
0:56.1	He can't see through lead, I don't think, though.
0:57.8	What do you mean?
0:58.1	He can see that there's lead in the walls. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Superman cannot see through lead. That's what I'm saying. I just told you that. How can he not see through lead?
1:07.0	I know.
1:07.4	Out of all the things,
1:08.4	lead,
1:08.7	I can see through lead.
1:09.8	The guy can,
1:10.6	is faster than a fucking train.
1:12.3	Yeah.
1:12.8	He can jump over a building
1:14.3	that's 50 store. through lead. I know. Out of all the things, lead, I can see through lead. The guy can, is faster than a fucking train.
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