Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne. The Roids are back in town.

And Jordan Morris, boy detective.

That's just a warning that I try and give at the top of the show.

Because once in a while I'll do a course of steroids to interrupt my grain, my grainess,

status, my grainess. I think is what's called, which is an intractable migraine.

What's in a while I'll do some Roids and when I'm on the Roids, who knows when I'll rage?

Sure. I'm going to have a positive attitude. But in any moment, like Jose Canseco, I may

fill up my Porsche with jet fuel because it's been knocking and pinning.

When you say the Roids are back in town, do you do your Roids with the guys down at Dino's bar and grill?

Yeah, absolutely. 100%.

All your buddies. Yeah.

Go down to Dino's and are these mouth steroids or are these injectables?

Oh God. How much would I love to have Big Mac come into my bathroom and poke me in the ass with

those Roids? What a dream that would be to have the home run, the single season, the former single

season home run king, the 70-danger man, Mark McGuire.

When you said Big Mac, I was envisioning that McDonald's character who has a burger for a head,

but that's Mayor McChee's. Not Big Mac tonight. You're not thinking of Big Mac tonight.

No, he has a moon for a head. Oh, that's true. Yeah. His Doug Jones ever been on this show before.

That's Doug Jones in there. Yeah, Doug Jones. Nice man. Anyway, but my point here is that

the Guillermo d'Ottora Hellboy movies are great. They are. They're fantastic. I really love those

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