Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you

slide by on track to your

there,

the care in the world as you simply lean back.

And before you know it, you're there.

This is how travels should feel,

and on our trains it does.

Avanti West Coast feel good travel. Greetings, listener dear, tis us, pappies, I'm Tom. I'm Ben, and I'm Matthew.

Rolling around on the floor of your ear canal covered in wax and spouting forth.

No one expected that new jingle. A rock opera.

It was really good.

It was good, yes. So this is Beef Brothers

cold cuts where we try and solve your flat share-based beefs.

Always an absolute treat. It's always a treat and this episode is one of my

absolute favorites we've done in a long time.

But that's because you loathe all the others.

I didn't want to say it out loud.

But so far, this has not been a pleasure in this series.

You've had a torrid time.

I've not really enjoyed podcasting with you since 2011,

but finally it's starting to come into it...

It's a wee shame.

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