The future is unpredictable at times that the Open University are the experts in

distance learning allowing you to fit study around your life. What's more you'll

have support from dedicated tutors every step of the way.

Now, suddenly your possibilities are open.

Search the Open University to find out more.

The Open University, the future is open. Greetings, listener dear, we're back in a home from homes your ear canal, but who lives in an ear canal like this Matthew it's over to you oh it's

you yeah it is it is me yeah it's not just over to me it, it's me that you've said my name.

But the one person we haven't mentioned yet is of course you, Tom.

Tom, how are you doing?

Yes, of course.

But who else, Matthew, apart from you and I, lives in an ear canal like this.

Matthew, I'll give you a clue. It's you.

Oh, it's me. Oh, well it's great to be here in this ear canal but the one person we haven't spoken about

Tom of course we have it goes I'll give you I'll give you a little clue as to his name is you

Tom oh thank you so much and I would be remiss of me to carry on a minute further without introducing my dear friend who is obviously of course in the ear canal. It's you Matthew. It's always been you. It's you. It's you Matthew it's always been you it's you it's always been you it's always

been in you not my words the words of hewie from the fun loving criminals

sorry what was that last bit here?

Anyway, yes stick them up punks. We are the three fun loving criminals is of course myself

Thomas and Clarky. Clacky! We kept your light under a bushel for too long.

Lots of bushels in this air canal.

Is it a bizarre one?

Can you not bosh the bushel was in're in the listener's ear canal please clark? Once I've pushed it it becomes the flaming bush

...