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avante west coast feel good travel. Greetings listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben and I am Matthew. Am I on? I am on.

I am on. Sorry. I didn't hear my bell. And Ben is on.

Come on, baby. We're all on. What are we on for? We are on for another fantastic episode of Beef Brothers Coldcuts.

BBC, it's a good one this time.

It's a very good one.

We've got a very strong guest.

He's incredibly strong.

He beat the fuck out of us.

Yeah, it's huge. That was a real shame. It's James Acaster and he came in here,

swinging his dick around, punched us all in the chops and left. So... It's a short but fun listen.

A lot of listeners have been waiting for it for a long time.

It's an age-old grudge match. Or grudge match. So yeah, enjoy the episode. Have a listen. and if you would like to contribute to beef brothers cold cuts

Don't forget you can email us at beef brothers podcast at gmail dot com and that goes straight to the PO box that goes straight the PO box and if you are sending to the PO box. That goes straight to the PO box. And if you are sending to the PO box,

Oh, it's all we ask. Just be honest guys. It's all we're asking for. Well, enjoy the episode and we'll see you on the other side.

Well, if you've got a problem,

don't call it a problem, if you've got a problem,

call it a beef,

if you got a beef,

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