Greetings listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Matthew. There's no Ben at the moment, but don't worry he is in this episode. And welcome to a very exciting...

It's brand... This is is brand new isn't it?

It's the launch of a brand new format because the thing about us is we don't have

enough formats. Not enough formats not enough formats with extremely weird unyielding names that are really hard to get right

Give it the go Tom. I believe in you come on beef brother so it is

Papies flat share beef brother Beef Brother, so it is Papi's Flatshare, Beef Brothers cold cut, sausage links.

You got it, you nailed it man.

Congratulations, that's exactly what it is.

So basically we didn't do a flat-share slam down over

Zoom this month. We decided to do this and something a little bit fun and different.

It is basically like Beef Brothers Coldcuts except with a series of guests in a linking fashion.

Who all solve each other's beefs? It's like a rolling tag team chat show.

And we, the format evolves as you listen to the episode because we get it wrong several times

and in the end I think we work out what the format should be.

So welcome to the process. You're a part of it,

Lister dear. Welcome Guinea pigs. Yeah, absolutely. But yeah, you'll

notice that very, very early on, well I'll let you hear it.

Let's just, you can hear the episode, you'll understand what it is.

We'll tell you about the fuckups if you haven't clocked them already after this.

Enjoy Papi's Flatshare Beef Brothers Coldcuts

sausage link. Here we go.

Well if you got a problem, I'm calling it a problem, if you got a problem,

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