Bedwetter, Ethical Porn, Lysistrata

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Sarah Silverman is coming to you from an undisclosed location in New York City! She shares the latest with her musical, “The Bedwetter,” and is back to answer all of your calls. But first -- trigger warning -- Sarah plays audio porn, sent to her by a fan, that is full of Sarah Silverman Easter eggs. Another caller offers a unique argument against loan forgiveness. And one caller wants to let Sarah know why she really let her down... And, hear the origin story of Sarah’s famous viral video, “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/ Please support our sponsors: With MeUndies’ light and breathable MicroModal fabric, you can stay comfy and cool all summer long. Visit https://www.MeUndies.com/SARAH to get 15% off your first order and a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Olive & June’s Mani System is everything you need for beautiful, salon-perfect nails at home. Visit https://www.OliveandJune.com/Silverman for 20% off your first Mani System! Why deal with razor burn and wasteful disposable razors when you could be getting the best shave of your life with the Athena Club Razor Kit? Get 20% off your first order at https://www.AthenaClub.com with promo code SILVERMAN. Prose makes custom haircare that’s effective because it’s personal. Using natural ingredients with proven results, Prose customizes every product in your routine from shampoo to supplements. Visit https://www.Prose.com/sarah for your FREE in-depth hair consultation and 15% off. Article has launched their new line of Outdoor products for Summer ‘22. Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. Visit https://www.Article.com/SARAH. Follow Sarah on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/sarahkatesilverman and on Twitter at https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody it's your best friend Sarah and I'm here in New York in an undisclosed location
0:20.4	that seems like maybe I should be reading a some sort of hostage document but this
0:32.8	is here so you know that it's the show and I just pointed to some signage if
0:38.6	you're listening at home I'm here in New York and I'm still working on the
0:42.3	bed wetter we're in previews it's going great we open soon officially but the
0:49.9	crowds have been really great and you know one of our leads has been out with
0:53.3	COVID and she had that the she was back for two nights and had a relapse which
0:59.8	is people are taking that miracle COVID pill and it's causing relapses so you
1:08.8	know I can't help but think of all the like anti-backers who were like well I
1:13.0	don't I want to see how it works first and stuff and now it's like oh I'm
1:17.4	glad I waited to see how that pill did because wasn't great sorry to give
1:22.0	validity to that but you know true we're learning stuff as we go along maybe
1:28.6	they'll fine tune it or maybe there is no pill that can help or maybe it's
1:33.4	really just I think they're finding for for people who are high risk and it
1:40.6	works for them but if you just take it to minimize the length of your COVID
1:45.0	you're likely to have a relapse is the word on the street now so there you go
1:51.8	with that but yeah tighten in the screws my other work is probably possibly
2:03.4	suffering because I'm pretty immersed in in these this you know making tweaks
2:09.9	on this musical and we're we're going through edits of stupid Patrick's and I
2:16.2	am just so not present and hopefully they'll do a good job without me but I'm
2:23.8	usually pretty hands-on I'm pretty hands-off lately because I'm musical
2:29.4	obsessed and so here I am let's play catch up and take some calls who we got
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