So you want to make it up to be about a parrot?

Yes.

A snapping turtle.

Yes.

An Anaconda.

Yes.

Once upon a time there was a toddler whose name was Benji.

And Benji was learning to walk and he had red hair and freckles on his face and he lived in the

rainforest and he didn't have any shoes and one day he was walking around near some trees in

the rainforest and he tripped over a little rock. He fell down and started to cry.

And just as he started to cry, he said,

wah, wah, wah.

And do you know what something else said back to him?

Right.

It said, wah, wah, wah.

And Benji looked up, and do you know what he saw?

Right.

It was a parrot.

And the parrot was copying him. So Benji stopped crying

and said hello and the parrot said hello and he showed his mama and his dadda and his mama and his

dad said this is a really good parrot and so let's keep this parrot and bring it to our hut in the jungle,

and we'll raise the parrot and we'll always give it food,

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