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The Scarecast

Bedtime Story #17: "If You Adopted This Cat... Contact Me Immediately!"

The Scarecast

Michael Crutchfield

True Crime, Society & Culture, Books, Arts

4.62K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Have you seen this cat?: https://imgur.com/a1sPynr

"ATTENTION! Will the person who adopted this cat please contact me IMMEDIATELY" written by u/lets-split-up

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/12wzioi/attention_will_the_person_who_adopted_this_cat/

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0:00.0

Are you hosting a summer barbecue? A backyard movie night? A slip-in slide party serving

0:05.6

apparel spritzes? Whatever you're hosting, don't do it without drizzly. You go to app for drink

0:11.7

delivery. With a drizzly, you can shop local stores and compare prices on beer, wine, and spirits,

0:19.3

then get them delivered to your door. Boom! Posting handled. Now, before you go back to folding

0:25.2

napkins, download the drizzly app or go to drizzly.com. That's D-R-I-Z-L-Y.com. Today must be 21 plus

0:37.1

not available in all locations. Attention! Will the person who adopted this cat please contact me

0:46.0

immediately? Written by. Let's split up. If you have this cat or know who has him, please contact me

0:59.6

immediately. It is a life of death matter. I'm giving a reward of $10,000. Not knowing he looks

1:08.4

cute but please, please, please, do not keep this cat. I touched a picture of him in the description

1:16.6

of this episode. Please, please don't keep him. Now, let me explain. You've heard of cats who can

1:27.6

predict death, right? There was one who went viral for sleeping on the beds of terminally ill

1:34.7

hospice patients hours before they died, comforting them in their final hours. Well, Malcolm is like that.

1:47.2

Nice two years old, black with white on his chest and below his belly. So that he looks like he has a

1:53.9

bib and underpants? Cute as a button, but not bright. It took him a full month to learn his name.

2:02.5

And even after it finally clicked, he'd forget and look around in astonishment any time one of

2:09.4

the seniors could. Hey Malcolm, kitty boy, but he's a great therapy cat and everyone loves him at

2:18.8

harmony village senior living. He started his predictions with the terminally ill and at first it was

2:27.4

endearing. He'd hang around the bed of whoever was going to croak, sit on their laps with his

2:34.3

paws on their chest. Sweet kitty boy, everyone said, giving comfort in people's final hours.

2:44.8

And it's true, he did give comfort. I remember the first dead body I saw, a guy named Clarence,

2:54.8

pre Malcolm. Clarence had a stroke. They found him in bed, sold in his own filth,

3:03.4

eyes bloodshot and face purple and screaming like he died in a most horrible agony and was still

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