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Coming up at the top of the hour, about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is my husband's first aid kit.

We'll get into that in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew.

And today's prank phone call, nephew, what you got?

This right here is, it's called bed books. Bedbugs. You? Mm-hmm. That's a deal breaker for me. Bedbugs right here. Let's go, cat dog. If you would. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to speak to Shanice. She's out here right now if I take a message. Do you know when she's coming back? Nah, is this a business call or something? No, no, this is personal. I need to talk to her immediately. No, you need to talk to me. This is a man. Who is this? This is Brandon. Who are you? I'm earnest, man, but why don't you know she needs? I got a bit of a situation

here, man, and it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some money from her. So I

kind of need to talk to her about getting this money is totally disrupted my whole apartment,

and I need to actually see about talking to her about getting this whole problem taken care of.

What's the situation?

What's going on?

I mean, I'm basically, right now, I'm $2,500 in the rears due to Chinese.

And, you know, I need to see if she's going to be able to pay me for the situation

or what, you know? Do my girl owe you money? She owes me $2,500. $2,500 for what? I don't even

know who you are, first of all, so what's up with the $2,500? First of all, my name is Brandon, okay?

And I've been, I know, I've been knowing Cheniz probably for the last three or four months now, okay?

So here, you want to know it all in a nutshell is, just like this.

So, Needs been coming through, okay, for the last three or four months,

been coming over here to my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now finding out within the last two weeks I had to get rid of my couch. I had to get rid of my mattresses because... Your mattress? Because it's bed. Wait a minute, dude. Wait a minute. So you're trying to tell me she was in your bed? Yes, she's been in my bed, dude.

She's been in your bed. Are you crazy?

Hey, man, come on now, dude. You know, you're not going to be real serious right now. Where she's been. The problem is $2,500. The problem is the bed. You told my mom, my girl was in your bed. Now, we're not even going to get into that. You understand what I'm saying, but that $2,500 you can forget about it.

No, no, no, no, no.

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