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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, I've had two lovers for too long.

We'll get into that in just a bit.

But right now, yeah, yeah.

Not what you think, though.

Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is Neff? Bedbugs. Excuse me? Bedbugs. Bedbugs. Wow. Somebody on this show has probably had bedbugs at one point or another. It is bedbugs. What? Yeah. Somebody on this show? Probably has, yes. Yes. So you're talking about yourself? No. You know it ain't me. Well, you had bedbugs and you own this show, then. No. I'm Big Brother Clorox. You know I ain't had it. Bedbuck, let's go, Ketda. Let's show. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to speak to Shanice. Uh, she's not here right now if I take a message. Uh, do you know when she's coming back? Nah, is this a business call or something? No, no, this is personal. I need to talk to her immediately. No, you need to talk to me. This is a man.

Who is this?

This is Brandon.

Who are you?

I'm Ernest, man.

But how do you know she needs?

I got a bit of a situation here, man.

And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some money from her.

So I kind of need to talk to her about

getting this money is totally disrupted my whole apartment, and I need to actually see

about talking to her about getting this whole problem taken care of. What's the situation?

What's going on? I mean, I'm basically basically right now, I'm $2,500 in the

rears due to, due to Chinese. And, and I, you know, I need to see if she's going to be able to pay me for the situation or what, you know?

Do my girl owe you money? She owes me $2,500. $2,500 for what?

I don't even know who you are, first of all, so what's up with the $2,500?

First of all, my name is Brandon, okay?

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