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it's my strawberry letter for today.

Subject, I cut my mama off from my husband.

But right now, you heard me, I cut my mama off for my husband.

Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Call.

Phone call.

Call.

Calls.

Come on, tell me what you got for us today.

Bedbugs.

Ooh.

Uh-huh.

But acting like you've never had them. Bedbugs. We have it. Let's go. Yeah, yeah. You had a bed bug or two. Come on now. Bedbugs. Let's go, cat dog. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to speak to Shanice. She's not here right now if I take a message. Uh you know when she's coming back? Nah, is this a business call or something? No, no, this is personal. I need to talk to her immediately. No, you need to talk to me. This is a man. Who is this? This is Brandon. Who are you? I'm earnest, man, but how do you know she needs?

I got a bit of a situation here, man, and it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some money from her. So I kind of need to talk to her about getting this money is totally disrupted my whole apartment,

and I need to actually see about talking to her

about getting this whole problem taken care of what what's the what's the situation what's going

i mean i i'm basically right now i'm 2500 dollars in the rears due to due to chinese and and you know, I need to see if she's going to be able to

pay me for the situation or what, you know? Do my girl owe you money? She owes me $2,500. $2,500 for what?

I don't even know who you are, first of all, so what's up with the $2,500? First of all, my name is

Brandon, okay? And I've been, I know,

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