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Welcome back one and all to the Damage Port. I'm John Adirola and I am just super overwhelmed.

We have Brett on the show. Brett, come here because you're involved in why I'm overwhelmed.

Most people don't probably know that I think Brett and I have very different mornings.

Yeah, I wake up, I woke up at 5.30 to start dealing with my daughter who is sick.

That was up before you, go ahead. Sure, whatever. And then I come to work, we do a production main, we produce and everything.

So by the time we're about to go live, I've already expended more than half of my energy for the day.

And then I log onto the call and Brett is just chatting it up.

He's got stories, he's talking about food, he's talking about images.

And so I'm like, what is going on as I get on the call?

I'm already, I am super overwhelmed.

I don't even remember what's on the rundown anymore because I've been on such a wild

narrative ride with Brett Erlich.

Brett, what say you?

I woke up at 451 this morning because I had a responsibility to take care of my children, John and Jordan.

And I were up very early in the morning because in Los Angeles, that is when the LA City golf times come available.

Is it 6 a.m. 9 days ahead if you have like your golfer card that you pay like

Oh, so this is for next weekend? This is for next weekend. Oh, okay. I was going to say we have a time for this weekend.

I've obliquely mentioned this before, but there's like a severely huge scandal involving like organized crime and Korean men in Los Angeles where they

gamed this online system for so long. But like all the people like us in Los

Angeles, including the Korean mafia, are trying to get their tea times at the same time

at 6 a.m. But they had hacked the system so everyone

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