I don't think people deserve to see my beautiful yams just yet. You really have the craziest ass, dude. What are you talking about? Do I give him a little sneak peek? I can never not talk about it. It's such a pumpkin, dude. All right, that's all for now. It's such a pumpkin. I'd be smacking that thing out of the pile in an October. You'd actually hurt your hand. You'd break your hand off this thing. I would, man. That thing is a fucking shitter. Dude, I mean... There are turd cutters and then are a turd sandwiches, and that's what you... That was a terrible show. Sandwicher. You got a turd flattener, my guy. Yeah, dude, I got two pieces of sourdough. They're not even cut. I can put, dude. Guys, if you're listening on audio, Alex's ass is so fat, you can pull poo out of it like a spider web. Yeah. It slams it so condensed and thick. You can just string out shit from its ass. Yeah, it comes out dry-aged.

See, this is the problem.

Okay, see.

We've started off almost immediately talking about my focus.

Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Shout out, Catherine.

Catherine's been holding it down.

Me and Catherine, you know, we have tons of jokes, but I couldn't, I cannot talk to her this way.

But you, you, I could talk about your appearance and

your body with impunity I have no guilt or shame about Catherine every day wears a potato sack

jumpsuit well yeah that's true you're right yeah I'm not being creative enough yeah a fucking

Catherine dude Catherine likes to roll into urban outfitters and say like hey do you have anything Yeah, you're right. I'm not being creative enough. Yeah, fucking Catherine, dude,

Catherine likes to roll into urban outfitters and say, like, hey, do you have anything that looks like my grandmother's carpets that also comes into one piece? That, or she walks into, like, auto body shops, and she goes, do you have any wraps that you aren't using? Yeah, you have any wraps that you aren't? And they go, yeah, here's a 20-foot roll of gingerbread house and and she goes, great. We were going to put this on the inside of a celica, but you can actually, you can throw that on your body. Yeah, Catherine's, yeah, her wardrobe really is like pimp my ride as a, just as clothes. It's so funny, dude. I love Kath. Cath, I'm glad that she's been crushing it here on TMG because she's one of my favorite. It's her birthday today, too. No shot? Yeah, dead ass. What the fuck? Yeah, we get, dude, I sent her a voicemail. I got a fucking hit her up. I usually send people voicemails. I, guys, bring back the art of the voicemail. Okay? Don't just exit out when you get left on nobody answering the phone.

Here's what I like to do.

And here's a fun one you can do at home.

Once you get the mailbox you are trying to reach is not full yet.

Just, I don't know, they don't say not full yet, but.

But you just leave with one of these, like after the beep, and then just go, Oh! I like that. And then just end it right there. I like that. Yeah. It's like the inverse of, hello? Yeah. No, I'm not here right now. Yeah. I like leaving a fun voicemail. My voicemail is crazy. Have you heard it? No. Usually I leave a radio voice soon. So, like, all right, let's do it. Let's, let's act this out here.

Okay. You're calling. Okay. Going to what divorce.

That's what calling someone is. Yeah, what's a voicemail. And then all you hear is.

Wow, that was Hey, Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms.

You have just reached 95.5, the river.

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