Becoming a Male Lion with Haley Lu Richardson
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Haley Lu Richardson (White Lotus) joins Chelsea to talk about her bedside-table collection of “besties”, the text that got her a B- from her therapist, and the breakup that helped her grow the most. Then: A newly-relocated caller debates whether to date on the apps. And an office romance goes awry.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | I just announced all my tour dates. |
| 0:05.9 | They just went on sale. |
| 0:07.3 | It's called the High and Mighty Tour. |
| 0:09.6 | I will be starting, debuting my new material in February of next year. |
| 0:15.2 | So I'm coming to Washington, D.C., Norfolk, Virginia, Madison, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Detroit, Michigan, Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati, Ohio, Denver, Colorado, Portland, Maine, Providence, Rhode Island, Springfield, Massachusetts, Chicago, of course, Indianapolis, Indiana, Louisville, Kentucky, Albuquerque, Mesa, Arizona, Kansas City, Missouri, St. Louis, Missouri, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Nashville, Tennessee, |
| 0:44.2 | Charlotte, North Carolina, Durham, North Carolina, Saratoga, California, Monterey, California, Modesto, |
| 0:51.0 | California, and Portchester, New York, Boston, Massachusetts, Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington. |
| 0:59.6 | I will be touring from February through June. Those are the cities that I'm in. So go get your tickets now. |
| 1:06.5 | If you want good seats and you want to come see me perform, I will be on the high and mighty tour. |
| 1:12.9 | Hi, Catherine. |
| 1:14.2 | Hello, Chelsea. |
| 1:15.5 | I am fresh off of Vegas. |
| 1:17.0 | I came in a car service. |
| 1:19.7 | I was supposed to my flight was redirected. |
| 1:22.4 | No, no, I did not drive here. |
| 1:23.6 | I was in Vegas. |
| 1:24.4 | I forgot to leave Vegas immediately after my show. So I went to go see |
| 1:29.1 | Alanis last night. Very fun. So yes. So I went to Vegas for my show, my residency. I do what I do |
| 1:38.2 | every time I have my show. I had like, you know, 15 friends came out. We go and we gamble. I supply the money for |
| 1:44.9 | everyone to gamble. Everyone lost my money. Every single person lost myself included. And I was like, |
| 1:50.5 | you guys are bad juju. Like, whatever. Fine. It's no problem. That's money was there to lose. |
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