Becky Robinson & Nicky Paris: Capes & Hat-fished
Jeff Lewis Has Issues
SiriusXM
4.3 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. |
| 0:04.0 | Stop fucking apologizing. |
| 0:05.5 | You're not making it any better. |
| 0:06.8 | You're just reminding me how late we are. |
| 0:08.6 | I know I'm specific. |
| 0:09.8 | I know I'm a little high maintenance, which is why I tip really fucking well. |
| 0:13.1 | I don't want to start shit. |
| 0:14.6 | Oh, really? |
| 0:15.2 | Really? |
| 0:16.9 | Really? |
| 0:19.5 | Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. |
| 0:22.3 | Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. |
| 0:24.0 | In today's episode, Becky Robinson and Nikki Paris joined the show. |
| 0:27.0 | We talk about wearing capes and food poisoning, plus Becky gets hat-fished by a one-night stand. |
| 0:34.9 | But, you know, Nikki and Becky are here. |
| 0:36.6 | Woo! |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, yeah! Yeah! That's my mating call. Okay, here we go. Hey. Hey, Jeff. Good morning. Did you guys get your breakfast? Who has the eggs? I'm going to get, I'm going to swoop those eggs on the way. I just bought them to you. They are extra, so we're going to put a little salt on them. |
| 0:57.0 | Does she have salt? |
| 0:58.0 | No, you took the salt on her passage. You did what? I raw dog, the heart boiled. Oh, do you want salt or pepper anything? No. Okay, all right. everybody have what they need yes he doesn't get a thing he brings his own coffee and you you |
| 1:10.6 | downgraded to the grande well they got the size wrong today he never drinks the whole thing |
| 1:14.2 | anyways no i just Yes. He doesn't get a thing. He brings his own coffee and you downgraded to the Grande. |
| 1:11.8 | Well, they got the size wrong today, but I... |
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