Becca Bastos: Us in 2016, Singles Cruises & Making Men Read Aloud

House of Maher

Wave

Society & Culture, Sports, Comedy, Rugby

4.9 • 569 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Becca Bastos is in the house!!! Our fourth Maher sister today is an insanely funny actress, comedian and content creator who you may know as your eccentric Pilates instructor, overworked Long Island mom, or the down-and-out Elf on the Shelf. Her videos are a masterclass in chaotic character work, but behind the scenes, she’s a self-described Type A planner who scripts every line. She’s the creative mind behind the characters you send to your group chat and she gave a voice to your luteal phase. She is a brilliant comedian and now she’s officially our sister. Facebook Marketplace: Check out the custom Bridgerton shopping experience on Facebook Marketplace now at https://fb.me/bridgertonmarketplace, and watch Bridgerton Season 4 Part 1 on January 29 and Part 2 on February 26. Only on Netflix.AG1: For a limited time only, go to https://drinkag1.com/Maher to get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler to try all the flavors, plus FREE Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! This is a limited time offer, only available while supplies last.Tropical Smoothie Cafe: Its Tropic Time®, order now at https://appsflyer.tropicalsmoothiecafe.com/9eJO/jspg0ujiShopify: It’s time to build your brand! – Head to https://shopify.com/maher to see how easy it is to start your business todayPeloton: Let yourself run, lift, sculpt, push, and go. Explore the new Peloton Cross Training Tread+ at https://onepeloton.comBook NookAll Fours by Miranda JulyWhat I Was Doing While You Were Breeding by Kristin NewmanOne Dark Window by Rachel GilligThe Let Them Theory by Mel RobbinsHeartless Hunter by Kristen CiccarelliMy Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler New episodes of House of Maher release every Tuesday! Come hang at our place: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on YouTube @HouseofMaher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ For more sister chaos, follow along @HouseofMaher on all platforms. House of Maher is a Wave Original.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/houseofmaher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠tiktok.com/@HouseofMaher⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What do you have to say about swingers?
0:01.3	I'm wondering.
0:01.9	What are your opinions?
0:02.9	Why pineapple?
0:04.2	I feel like they really took that. I'm like, man, I love pineapples. But it's pineapple upside down. Is that right? I feel like there will be a time when you were married and you ran into a swangler and you, that is, you're gonna have to decide. You're gonna have to decide if you want to swing. Listen, if I'm 40 years in the marriage and I'm a little bored, honey, swing me around.
0:23.3	I met pineapple. You guys are going to have to decide if you want to swing. Listen, if I'm 40 years in the marriage and I'm a little bored, honey, swing me around.
0:23.4	I met pineapple.
0:24.3	Woo!
0:37.0	Welcome or welcome back to House of Mar at Wave Original.
0:39.5	Today's episode is presented by Facebook Marketplace and Bridgerton.
0:43.2	For every listing, there's a story.
0:45.3	Jump off your Pilates performer and help yourself to whatever's in the fridge.
0:49.0	The Wi-Fi password is Luteal underscore Faze, all caps.
0:53.8	You should know that we have a few house rules here. Girls are magic. Reading is hot. And so are you. Today we have our arms out. So if you want to see that on YouTube, go have a look. Adriana says she has new eight pound weights in her room. So that is probably why. I am rips. I am rips. Phone density is scared. If you want to tune in for the before. I am rich. I'm rich. Phone density is scared.
1:11.6	If you want to tune in for the after.
1:13.6	Our fourth mar sister is an insanely funny actress, comedian, and content creator who you may know
1:19.6	as your eccentric Pilates instructor, overworked Long Island mom or the down and out elf on the shelf.
1:24.6	Her videos are a masterclass and chaotic character work, but behind
1:28.6	the scenes, she's a self-described type A planner who scripts every single line. She's the
1:32.2	creative mind behind the characters you send to your group chat, and she gave a voice to
1:35.7	your ludial phase. She is a darling friend of mine, and now she's officially our sister. Welcome
1:40.7	to the family, Becca Vasta! Yay! Thank you for having you guys. This is really strong for me. This is powerful to be amongst you guys. Isn't it? I mean, no. Can you be in my pocket all the time? Nice. Who wrote that? Got you girl? I got you girl. It's cool that your legacy is Luteal phase. I'm fine with that. I got comments recently like,
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