Please help save the chickens.

Chickens need food, shelter, and bail money.

After Miami cops were caught on video choking the chicken.

This poor chicken was arrested for clucking in a public park.

No, seriously, here's the police report.

In 2001, then Miami Mayor Joe Codoyo was arrested for domestic violence

after throwing a t-box at his second wife's face,

leaving a golf ball sized welt by her eye.

Their 10-year-old daughter frantically dialed 911.

I'll stop my dad's turning my mom.

Come here, dad's turning my mom.

Over 20 years later, now Commissioner Codoyo continues to abuse the people of Miami.

Most recently, misappropriating nearly $1 million tax dollars

for his fourth wife's hideous public art project.

And now this wannabe tin pot dictator is using the police to turn a public park into a cockfighting ring.

So help these peaceful chickens fly the coop and exercise their first amendment rights.

Go to poyocaroyo.com.

Use Coupon Code, Coma Mierda to save 305.

Literally, bro.

I'm Ron McGill.

Please, help save the chickens.

We start off with a bang around here because public complainer,

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