because I know how the enemy uses the pumpkin... i don't want it in my house (Preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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This week we talk about cool bands, movies about cool surfer transplants from California, and a movie made by face perverts.

Also: Herschel Walker's senate candidacy continues to be incredible, and his Based Gay Son has finally had enough.

Lastly, we're learning about the dangers of Halloween from a former practicing witch, the evil uses to which pumpkins are put, and "fake" haunted houses that turned out to be "real" (too scary)

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0:00.0	Her story, Jenny Weaver's story, is that she used to be a witch.
0:04.7	Oh, whoa.
0:05.7	Whoa.
0:06.6	We got a real witch?
0:08.0	We have a real.
0:08.9	They got a real witch?
0:09.5	Wow.
0:10.0	Amazing.
0:10.6	Bonified witch.
0:13.5	Who goes on to like the 700 Club or goes on, you know, to her, her Facebook when she goes
0:19.7	live to tell this story again and again,
0:23.4	where she used to be a witch and she got in over her head.
0:27.8	And she starts off at least a couple times.
0:32.2	She started off this story by talking about the craft, the 1990s movie.
0:38.9	The craft has set us all down some pretty dark paths.
0:42.4	Myself, my addiction to white women, and that's something I've been fighting, and so I
0:47.0	understand, I understand where she's coming from.
0:51.0	Spooky is not an ethnicity, and I need to remember that.
0:55.7	She says, you know, the craft, the craft inspired her. She saw these cool girls doing
1:00.9	cool stuff and, uh, inspired her to be cool. Uh, no, she said she was like raised in a, in a
1:06.5	Christian household and was like severely abused and her dad eventually left, leaving them
1:12.4	very poor. And she was like partying a little too hard at, you know, at a too young of an age.
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