The following is a production of Dirtymoe Media. Oh, yeah, this is the way it's going to be, girl, if we're going to hang out. Open a bunch of jars, you've got big strong hands. Are you suffering from Highcraft? I'm working. Working that mouth. All right.

He's matching today, but it's all very neutral.

Trying to.

Non-bright clothes.

I have a shoot.

You have a shoot.

I can't wear whatever I want today.

I thought they were going to dress you anyway.

Don't they usually do that? I probably put a shirt on me, but I'm going to try to stay in this one if they'll let me.

Oh, really? Yeah. You're just going to like, fuck, I'm going to do me today. I'm just going to just wear. It's just a suggestion. Whatever I want people. Well, that, I would have wore whatever I wanted. it wouldn't be this.

What would it be?

You know what I wear?

Like a t-shirt. What would it be? You know what I wear? Like,

what would, what would your first choice have been? Um, just a T-shirt. Just a T-shirt.

Different shirt. Just a T-shirt. Hell yeah. Why didn't we rock that look?

Just a T-shirt. I would change my T-shirt only and my shoes. And your shoes? These pants are fine. So we're happy with our pants? Yeah. Okay. What's up? Well, you look nice. Yeah, thanks. Okay. Welcome to Bless Your Heart. Dale and I are in the Dirty Mom Media Studios for another round of our favorite podcast.

That was a great.

Was it?

Yeah, we chopped it up a little bit and then you just rolled right into it. I'm trying to give Travis more work. No. No. You made it like less work. Yeah. That's like how he'll start the show. It's just sitting there bull-h-h-and-you went right into the intro. All right. Let's get started.

Perfect.

The girls are at golf camp this week. They've had their first golf experience. And they didn't ask to sign up for golf. But I'm not good usually at doing summer activities because we're kind of traveling here and there. But I heard about golf camp in Moresville, so I signed him up. And they've never played golf before in their life. And they have their little friend Stella going with them. So first day I take them, it's beautiful weather. They're have their cute little outfits on. The best part about it is their outfits. Their outfits. Because for them too, like they love getting in their little skirts and their collared shirts and they have their visors and the whole thing. Little Nicole, five years old was standing in the mirror. Just really, really feeling herself.

Looking. skirts and they're collared shirts and they have their visors and the whole thing. Little Nicole, five years old is standing in the mirror like just really, really feeling herself and looking at her. She's like, hey, dad, this is called a visor. Yeah, she's like, isn't it weird? There's no top on it. She's like, getting it weird, doesn't have a top on it. Hat, it's a visor. Yeah. She's all about the outfit. She didn't even care what she's doing, but she's happy about her outfit. So it makes it fun. Yeah. But they showed up the first day, and some of the kids had their own clubs, and they were the only girls also in their group. It was a bunch of boys of all ages, and then these three little girls, and they're pink with their cute cute little stuff on and they just definitely stuck out. But we pull up and kind of get settled in. And Stella, she's like panicking because they don't have their clubs. And she's like, we don't have sticks. We don't have any sticks. What are we going to do? I was like, they have golf clubs for you. You don't have to carry your clubs around. I was like, also, and if you got your own clubs, you got to carry them all the way up there. So let's just use theirs. And she's like, oh, okay. So they have a good time. I pick them up. And they decided it's like their favorite sport. They had a great old time. So I don't know what they did at golf camp, to be honest, because I can't really get it out of them. Every time they try to describe it, too, it's like, yeah, you know,

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