BEAUTY STANDARDS
Spare Parts
Michelle Mylett and Evan Stern
5.0 • 558 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Beta blockers, shopping, and chin filler… oh my!
This is a sorta Hollywood episode for us but… we’re still the same sweetie pies don’t worry!
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| 0:00.0 | Not making more sense. |
| 0:08.0 | Squishy on your feet, quiet, quiet, quiet. |
| 0:12.5 | Not loving it. |
| 0:13.6 | I think I was actually kind of meant to be a kindergarten teacher in a lot of ways. |
| 0:17.6 | I believe that. |
| 0:18.5 | I think you'd be great with kids. |
| 0:19.3 | Hands on your hips, marshmallow feet, and they all go, |
| 0:23.5 | it's so funny, that age is so cute. |
| 0:25.8 | Yeah, they're really cute until they're not. |
| 0:28.4 | Until you have one, one demon kid. |
| 0:30.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.5 | My mom was a teacher, and she taught kindergarten for a while, |
| 0:33.9 | and she has this great story of one kid's parents it was like sort of like late |
| 0:39.2 | for pickup and the look they're five and the other little friend was there with them and they're |
| 0:44.5 | both waiting and you can tell the little girl is getting nervous but like where her mom is and |
| 0:48.4 | stuff and so my mom's standing there being like you know it's okay we'll just wait till your mom |
| 0:52.1 | arrives and then the little baby's friend looks there and goes, goes, well, maybe they both died in a |
| 0:59.0 | cockwash. |
| 1:02.8 | So true. |
| 1:03.8 | It's so, kids are hilarious. |
| 1:06.7 | Welcome to spare parts, everyone. |
| 1:09.2 | Thank you so much for being here. |
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