Hey, hey, hey, short rounds of Benson Burners. My name is Doug and I Love Minis.

This is Doug Loves Minis.

The show that is very excited to see a little bit of sunshine in Portland, Oregon,

coming to you from a hotel room with a balcony in Portland, Oregon on Saturday,

March 25th, 2017.

Doug plugs.

Both of my shows here in Portland this weekend are sold out.

Thank you very much, P-Town.

I keep seeing hashtag stand with P, stand with P, which stands for stand with Planned Parenthood,

which I'm all about, standing with Planned Parenthood, but stand with Pee just makes me giggle every time.

I wanted to tweet Planned Parenthood.

Someone put Planned Parenthood in my Coke, but I thought people wouldn't get it.

They'd just be like, what?

What are you trying to say about Planned Parenthood?

And that I'd have to respond, oh, just that the initials are pee-pee.

And someone put pee-pee in my Coke.

Now you get it.

Did I say I was doing plugs?

Did I say that I was high in Portland?

March Madness starts on at midnight, Monday night, with Moshe Kasha, Ron Funches, and Memory Heart going head to head to head. Only one can win. And then on Tuesday, if you're in

the L.A. area, you could snag some tickets probably to come see me go up against Megan Nureinger and Jesse Joyce.

Then only one of us will move on. Wednesday, it's Kyle Canane, Paula Tompkins, and Jen Kirkman.

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