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🗓️ 6 May 2025
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk the Grand Re-Opening of Alcatraz, Lee hits Joey with Claw Hands, why Father's Day is the worst holiday and much more!
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Produced by: Andrew Houston & Joe Russo @andyfromontario @joerussomarketing on Instagram
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0:00.0 | What's happened, you beautiful savages? The church is in session. Tuesday, the 6th of May, |
0:06.9 | looking good, feeling good. Everybody's ready to rock. Lee Syatt's here looking handsome. |
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