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Joel Osteen Podcast

Beautiful In Its Time | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

No unfair situation can keep you from the blessings God has prepared for you.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. We are so glad that you are a part of this podcast. We believe that it's

0:06.6

going to make a huge difference in your life. Know that we are praying for you. Yeah, we love you guys,

0:12.1

and just appreciate just taking the time. We're believing it's going to be a beautiful spring for you

0:17.1

and an awesome 2024. Enjoy the message today. God bless you. It's great to have you with us today.

0:24.7

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. These are the

0:29.8

finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. We'd love to have you. Now, I hope

0:35.2

you'll stay connected with us during the week. We have a daily podcast

0:38.5

you can download, our YouTube channel, follow us on social media. We'll keep you encouraged

0:43.7

and inspired. But thanks for tuning in. Thanks again for coming out in person. I'd like to

0:48.9

start with something funny, and I heard about this groom. During the wedding rehearsal, he said to

0:54.1

the minister, I'll make a deal with you.

0:56.3

If you'll leave out all that honor, obey, and love stuff, I'll give you $100.

1:01.8

He slipped a $100 bill into the minister's hand and walked away with a smile.

1:06.7

The next day during the ceremony, the minister said to him,

1:09.9

do you promise to bow down before your wife and take her breakfast in bed,

1:14.9

fulfill her every desire?

1:16.7

He gulped in astonishment, said in a weak voice, I do.

1:20.2

He then whispered in the minister's ear, I thought we had a deal.

1:23.3

The minister handed him his money back and said,

1:26.7

Your wife made me a much better offer.

1:30.0

Say it like you mean it.

1:31.7

This is my Bible.

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