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Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Social Sciences, Paranormal, True Crime, Aliens, Conspiracy, Supernatural, History, Science, Comedy

4.3 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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This week on Blurry Hysteria, we welcome back our good friend Kevin Crispin from Behind Beautiful Things to help us navigate the latest in bizarre news. Ever wonder how long it takes to steal a solid gold toilet? (Spoiler: Less time than it takes to order a coffee.) Or what happens when a rogue prankster sends marathon runners on a wild detour? And if that’s not weird enough, we’ve got a story involving an inflatable girlfriend, a fire, and some very bad decision-making. Buckle up—this one’s as ridiculous as it gets! Join Brent, David, and Kevin as we break down the absurdity, ask the important questions (like who needs a gold toilet?), and try to make sense of the world’s weirdest headlines. Links & Resources 📌 The Gold Toilet Heist 📌 Glasgow Marathon Prankster 📌 Inflatable Girlfriend Fire Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: [email protected] Support the Show Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:01.2	a fourth-hand production. Welcome in, Nation, to another beautiful beautiful blurry hysteria.
1:14.6	You got me, David, you got him, Brent, and you got guest, Kevin Crispin.
1:20.5	What's up, guys?
1:21.6	I hate to interrupt, but I feel like we're being a little confusing because Kevin's show is, you know, behind beautiful, this area.
1:30.2	But we name this beautiful.
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