Check it down, man.

The numbers told the story they always do.

It's one of those idiots who believe in analytics.

This is a numbers game with Gil Alexander gone Veson.

Good Monday morning to you.

It is a numbers game at VISA, the sports betting network, Veson.com, game, plus iHeartRadio, YouTube TV, and of course, series ex-ex of channel 158. It's Gil Alexander. And in Kelly Bidlin's place this morning, because Kelly is under the weather. It is the king of the megapod, the CEO of the megapod, and noted rasseling fan, Wyatt, Tomcheck in Kelly's spot. I ain't doing Wyatt. I'm good. Before we begin, Danny, you misspelled my last name. It's okay. It's okay. Everybody does it. You know what? I don't know what happened. I wish we would go back to Ellis Island where my ancestors came and be like, all right, let's just add the C at the end. But I'm doing good. What was it before Tom Check?

Do you know?

Oh, my gosh, that's my grandpa.

I think it's Tomochesky.

It's a real Polish last thing. Yeah. Why? Tomaheski. Okay. We hope Kelly feels better. You think it's a legit sickness or do you think it's just football? I would say football, but you guys were texting him yesterday and he didn't text back.

He usually gives you like a day ahead, like hey, I would say football, but you guys were texting him yesterday and he didn't text back.

It usually gives you like a day ahead, like, hey, just heads up. I'm not feeling good.

Like, he'll mentally prepare you. So the text this morning was like, oh, yeah, all right, here we go.

Kelly, feel better. We'll see you tomorrow. Don't be late.

Week two, National Football League

guessing lines. If you are new to this show, what we do every Monday during the football season

is we do a little something called NFL guessing lines for the upcoming week's NFL games.

It is designed to be an interactive game. We have done this for the better part of a decade,

more than a decade, almost as long as the Megapod. I think one year shy of the years that we've

done the Megapod, most famously with my Mishbukha, Chrissy Andrews over at the South Point.

What happens is I'm in a cocoon from Sunday. I don't know the lines. We go through yesterday's

games as they're scheduled for

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