Beating Bundy

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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What's your parents' lore? Leave us a VM this week! Happy Tuesday! Today, we discuss dates, moving woes, serial killers, and more. Welcome to 2 Girls 1 Blunt. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews wit...

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0:00.0	Good morning, America. We're back with two girls, One Blunt. I'm Emily Wade.
0:04.9	And I'm Jamie Lee Simmons. Outside is looking rather cloudy. Where is the sun gone? Because it's left my heart too.
0:12.7	Today on Two Girls One Blunt, we are depressed.
0:15.0	Is it, are we depressed? Or am I feeling someone else's energy and I'm psychic?
0:18.6	Why can't it be both?
0:19.9	I can't. You could be a depressed psychic. I just, I do feel a little better. I definitely feel better. It's Wabit season. Is Wabbit season? It's Wabit season. What a Waditt's, what a Wadit's at? You have to be very careful when you hunt webbits.
0:38.6	Meow.
0:40.6	The webbit escaped.
0:41.7	The webbit is gone.
0:46.1	I was trying to hunt one of the cats, but she caught on to me.
0:49.8	Yeah, she could smell your attack coming.
0:51.7	You know?
0:53.3	I don't know if she's that smart.
0:55.7	Don't talk about my girl like that. I'm sorry. Or have a we're gonna have a we're gonna have a problem we're gonna have a
0:58.8	m'ley we're gonna have a fucking listen i made fun of you for so long and now i can't make a fist
1:03.8	with my nails either back the bitch just you and i going after each other with elbows everyone's
1:10.0	like what are these people doing?
1:10.9	And we're just...
1:12.0	And we're like, we can't use our hands.
1:16.9	One has a deformity and the other as nails.
1:20.2	Yeah.
1:20.8	That's what I thought, bitch.
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