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It's Happening with Snooki & Joey

Beat the Heat

It's Happening with Snooki & Joey

iHeartMedia

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.84.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week on It’s Happening: Snooki and Joey are OVER the heat, Snooki’s chipped tooth, the Spotted Lanternfly must die, RIP Mosey, a Crusader wants a threesome, and so much more!

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0:00.0

Hey guys it is it is it's it's happening

0:08.6

it's cookie and Joey

0:11.6

karate we know happy fry yeah it is Happy Frye, yeah. It is hotter than a witch's titty out here.

0:16.7

Oh my God, it's so high, it feels like a dragon's asshole, like I can't even step outside.

0:22.1

We're going to go over ways that we can beat the heat on today's

0:25.4

episode but yeah I literally I'm all going to die soon because the sun is going to come

0:30.2

and the sun is going to come up to the earth and like burn us all of death. I can't wait. But you know what I was thinking?

0:37.0

Speaking of summer heat, where like cold climates like I think I'm not not I'm not a clairvoyant. Are you high? Not yet. I'm not a clairvoyant and I'm not an

0:48.9

astrologer but I have conceived the future I can see predictions and I wrote it's a real estate agent I'm not a real estate agent but I predict that it's going to get so hot in places that it's going to be unbearable to live like in a few years because of the global warming so So I think you're a smart person, you should start buying property

1:05.6

in houses and places are like fucking freezing,

1:08.7

and calling the North Pole,

1:10.0

because that's gonna be the hottest place to live,

1:11.4

because not hot though, it's gonna be the best place to live because it won't be as hot there,

1:15.9

but it still won't be freezing cold like that because it's going to be, you know what I mean?

1:19.2

So you start buying property in really freezing places like Iceland?

1:24.0

I feel like Iceland is actually hot.

1:26.0

Oh, well, North Pole's cold, right?

1:30.0

Yes.

1:31.0

So everyone has to move to Santa's house now before Mrs.

1:33.3

Clause by the real estate.

1:36.0

Because, you know, it's just, it's just a matter of fact,

1:38.9

it's just factual.

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