Beastly (2011)
This Ends at Prom
Brennan Klein
4.8 • 601 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
"Just because something is beautiful doesn´t mean it’s good."
Love is in the air and there's nothing more romantic than a Beauty and the Beast teen movie interpretation where a heartthrob boy gets turned into a bald and tattooed baddie to learn how to stop being such a jerkwad. That's right, The Wives Colangelo are embracing their inner Vanessa Hudgens, eating a box of jujyfruits, wearing smokey eye makeup with a flesh-toned lip, and talking about the most romantic subject of all ... body dysphoria and the politics of beauty!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings and salutations. And welcome to This Ends at Prom. |
| 0:05.3 | A coming of age podcast highlighting cinema about or marketed towards teen girls. |
| 0:10.3 | I'm one of your hosts, BJ Colangelo, and I'm joined by my wife. |
| 0:14.7 | Harmony Colangelo, a trans woman who grew up watching none of these movies. |
| 0:18.9 | Is today's movie a Queen Bee? |
| 0:20.9 | Or are we killing the teen dream? |
| 0:23.2 | Get in loser. |
| 0:24.4 | We're analyzing the movies. |
| 0:25.8 | People make fun of us for loving. |
| 0:28.4 | I don't want to be your merch girl. |
| 0:31.6 | I want to be your goddamn idol. |
| 0:35.3 | And I don't want to have to work twice as hard for the same motherfucking title |
| 0:41.3 | but I realize that I probably won't be so lucky. |
| 1:00.2 | Would you still love me if I had a tree tattooed on my head? |
| 1:10.1 | I'd be more concerned. |
| 1:13.2 | Doesn't really strike me that you would get like Jeff Hardy tattoos, just up your whole body. |
| 1:19.1 | What if I just got like a swirl on the side of my mouth? |
| 1:23.2 | What if you got eyebrows and one of them kind of looks like it says suck? |
| 2:01.3 | What if I had abs? I mean, that would be interesting. It'd be a weird thing for me. It's a weird look on you. I don't know how I'd feel about that. You've never had abs. No, could you imagine if I had abs but still had like the gigantic yabos that I have? I think you would have like those like power lifter abs. Yeah. Like those women who like throw logs and can pull cars. Yeah. You'd be built like that. That'd be kind of sweet though. You'd be, you'd be Keithly ripped. Yeah. You'd like punch me in the stomach and it would sound like you're hitting a water tank. Yeah. Yes, like that. |
| 2:04.0 | You're going to be one of those people who gets cannonball shot at you. |
| 2:04.8 | Yeah. |
| 2:07.6 | 2025 goals. |
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