Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

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Hiya and happy Easter. I'm Hallie Labant and this is Mega. Oh, we're coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church where we're surrounded by Easter eggs and floating baskets. It's a treat and it's a treasure and per usual. I'm joined by my co-host. He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called

Climax. Please welcome Gray has. His bread is unleavened, but he's risen indeed, Hallie.

How are you? He is risen indeed. It's the best day of the year. It really is. I am so excited

to be celebrating Easter and spending it here with all our listeners and with you, Hallie.

Well, where would you rather be this year? We celebrated Bister around here at Twin Hills, and it was an event. Maybe some of you saw it streaming online or were lucky enough to be here on campus with the Seattle Seahawk, Marshaun Lynch.

Tell them, great.

It was amazing, Halley.

We had Marshaun Lynch, who I don't really pay attention to football, but I guess he played for a long time for the Seattle Seahawks, but he was a huge Christian.

And we did for the first time ever a cross collab. And it was with his brand

called Beast Mode. I guess that was also his name in the NFL. It's so cool. So with Mr. Beast,

Mashaun Lynch and his brand Beast mode, we had Beast this year, which meant that anybody who came in the doors of Twin Hills

was going to not only have an amazing praise and worship experience on Easter,

but you're also going to get so kidded out with some of the most amazing apparel on the market today.

Isn't that right?

Free merch, some merch for purchase.

It can all be customized. you can get your name on

your jersey well really we made sure that all the jerseys had a number one and they were all jesus

jerseys because it's jesus day where he's raising from the dead happy beester everyone

some of my teens were asking me, what was Jesus' last name?

Yeah, of Nazareth?

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