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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now he's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C.

C, signor.

A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty communications compound.

And today, on a Thursday, we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Bearded rich guys wearing robes and riding camels. Beded rich guys wearing robes and riding camels.

Bearded rich guys wearing robes,

comma, riding camels.

Correct.

Interesting.

Middle Eastern potentates.

Cool.

I just, since I started with a cough,

let me just say, in case you don't know your new listener, whatever, I have whooping cough.

So it's either don't work for three months or come in and cough.

So there you go.

That's that.

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