Bear Costume Crimes, Broken Amazon Drones & Backyard Balloon Landings
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Happy 4/20 from The Rizzuto Show—your favorite funny podcast where the plan lasts about 30 seconds before everything completely derails.
We kick things off in a surprisingly chill place: celebrating 420 with a proper playlist (because nothing says “productive morning show” like leaning into the vibes). But don’t worry—that calm doesn’t last long. Within minutes, we’re diving into the future of getting pulled over with a brand-new THC breathalyzer that could change the game… or just give cops another reason to ruin your day.
Then comes the buzzkill: a study says middle-aged Americans are more stressed, weaker, and lonelier than ever. So yeah, we unpack that uplifting news the only way we know how—by immediately pivoting to a guy running a multi-state LEGO scam involving pasta. Because obviously.
From there, it’s a full-blown spiral. Amazon drone deliveries are apparently just dropping packages from the sky like it’s a supply crate in a video game (spoiler: stuff breaks). Nutella tries to reinvent itself, which leads to some very strong opinions. And then… we hit peak insanity.
Three people attempted to scam insurance companies by dressing up as a bear and attacking their own luxury cars. Not metaphorically. Literally. Full costume. Video evidence. Zero shame.
Meanwhile, Lern is dealing with a real-life mystery involving someone repeatedly pooping in her backyard, which somehow leads to a debate about whether it’s a person, an animal, or possibly… herself. You know, normal funny podcast discussions.
And just when you think it can’t get any more ridiculous—a hot air balloon emergency lands in a tiny backyard like a sitcom gag, a skydiver crashes into a scoreboard, and we wrap things up with a conspiracy theory about black licorice trying to stay relevant by curing diseases.
It’s chaotic. It’s ridiculous. It’s The Rizzuto Show doing what it does best—turning daily news into a funny podcast that feels like hanging out with your most unhinged friends.
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