Hey, everybody, it's Friday, May 1st, 2026. I'm Allison Gill.

And I'm Dana Goldberg, and this is Beans Talk.

It's going to be my. What were we doing?

All day over on the long beans, on the audience. Seriously, it was an epic episode of the Daily Beans podcast today. A lot of laughter. A lot of laughter. If you haven't listened to it yet, you should. Now, I feel like, I don't know if we can do some editing magic or anything, but like I feel like we need the bum, ba-da-bum, kind of like breaking news, sort of back in the, you know, Barbara Walters days.

And I feel like I need to like, Papa Wawa.

The case of the killer seashells, you know, like, let me see if I could do a good one here.

Okay. The Case of the Killer Seashow.

This is what we're talking.

We're keeping it.

This is what we're doing today on Beanstalk.

As you know, everyone, this week, after 11 months of arduous, intense investigations

must have been so many subpoenas that went out, interviews everywhere, a federal grand jury indicted

Jim Comey, with two felony counts for threatening to kill Donald Trump.

No shale. No shell was left unturned.

No shell.

I'll bring every case.

I don't care.

Well, that's D.C.

This is North Carolina.

But anyway, when he deigned to snap a photo of seashells on a beach that spelled out this brutal message.

86.

Have you seen the meme going around 8675309?

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