Hey, everybody, it's Monday, July 13th, 2026. I'm Allison Gill, and this is Bean's Talk.

Well, my friends, as Charles Gapha, so aptly put it, it's a bad week for Graham's Senate-wise.

A reference to Graham Platner, who was officially withdrawn from the main Senate race after

credible rape allegations came to light. And of course, Senator Lindsay Graham, who died

suddenly this past weekend. I slept through it here on the West Coast. I had just

finished watching Argentina, eliminate Switzerland,

boo, and then posted on social media, well, done with football today, I guess I'm going to go

back to rewatching the West Wing. Next up, in my rewatch, I fell asleep watching the in Excelsis Deo episode and then woke up to about a hundred text messages telling me that Lindsay Graham had died.

My first response was this, man, I slept through it and now all the good jokes are taken.

Because every single thing I read online, I'm like, yep, yep,

nope, there it is. Oh, somebody already said it. Oh, there it already is. So here are some of the

standout reactions across socials on Sunday. Former Metropolitan Police Officer Michael

Fanon said this. Lindsay Graham is dead. I will always remember my first and only encounter with him

when he looked at the grieving mother of a dead police officer in the face and barked that he wasn't

going to listen to her blame Trump for January 6th. When I showed him my body cam footage from that day,

he turned away and looked at his phone. Rest in piss,

you fucking worthless scumbag. If there is a hell, I hope you're in it. And that kind of sums up

folks' feelings on the internet, Sunday morning when we all woke up to the news.

Morgan B. Talking on threads had this to say.

God taking Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell out is giving mail Instacart shopper.

If you've ever used Instacart and asked for some chees and they bring you goldfish crackers. That's the joke there.

Now Gidget the Goblin wrote this.

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