Hey, everybody, it's Friday, the 8th of May, 2026. I'm Alison Gill.

And I'm Dana Goldberg, and this is Beanstalk.

Hooray, hooray, the 8th of May National Outdoor Intercourse Day.

And I know what you're going to say.

You're going to say that that song says it's the first of May, and I get that, but that came out 20 years after we used to do the old 8th of May thing. So, hey, any time you want, really is outdoor and, of course, Dave, but just be safe. Okay. Be safe. With that out of the way, holy.

Speaking of getting fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Indo. Be safe. With that out of the way, holy... Speaking of getting fucked. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

In doors and outdoors.

Yeah. This is just all around.

Because the Republicans are wasting no time, just crushing, destroying, eliminating black districts,

especially in the South.

All while, apparently, Chief Justice John Roberts, very sensitive, is whining at a judicial conference

that the Supreme Court isn't crippled by political actors.

We are somehow wrong.

Us, the 99% are,

you're just silly if you think that we're,

you don't understand what's going on.

Check this out.

You aren't mistaken.

Here's, he thinks we're fucking stupid.

What?

Look at this.

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