Hey, everybody, it's Monday, March 2nd, 2026. I'm Alison Gill.

And I'm Dana Goldberg, and this is Bean's Talk.

All right, everybody. Thank you, Dana, for covering me for a whole week.

It was my pleasure.

I feel like I'm John Boehner Orange that I...

You are John Boehner Orange.

I wasn't going to say it.

You're not any other orange.

You are John Boehner Orange, so that can be fixed.

That can be fixed.

Specifically John Boehner Orange.

I got a lot of sun.

I got a lot of vitamin D.

I read a book that's not a politics book. And then,

in the long tradition of things happening when I go on vacation, apparently Donald Trump

and B.B. Nina, who started a war. Yeah, as it happens. All right. So one other note,

I might be a little rusty. And then another note, we have a lot

of technical difficulties today.

So Dana might sound different, might look a little different because I know that she's got

to use a different device than she normally, anyway, just if it's weird, it's because things

are weird.

If it looks like I'm reading things, that's because I'm reading things.

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