Hey everybody, it's Friday, April 17th, 2026. I'm Allison Gill, and this is Beans Talk.

Hey, everybody, it's Allison Gill, and I am here to answer your questions today. Yes, I got a haircut.

No, Dana's not here, but she will be back next week. Yes, Pete Hegseth led people

in a prayer for the downed aviator during a Pentagon prayer service on Monday, which is, by the way,

totally illegal. The only problem is that the prayer he recited is actually a made-up Bible verse

from the movie Pulp Fiction. You've got to see this. So the prayer is CSAR 2517, and it reads

and pray with me, please. The path of the down aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of camaraderie and duty, who in the name of charity and

the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

And you will know my coli.

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers upon.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Thanks to Midas Touch for putting together that side by side there.

And did anyone else notice he replaced charity and goodwill with camaraderie and duty?

Yeah, we can't be talking about charity and goodwill.

That would be very against what we do over here as war fighters at the Department of War Crimes.

And you will know my name is call sign Sandy One?

That's not how it goes.

And why are you praying at the Pentagon?

You Christian nationalist Nazi freak.

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