Beach Too Sandy, Double Too Threat (with Christine & Xandy Schiefer)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

The hosts of all time great podcast Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, Christine and Xandy Schiefer, join Tom and Julie to read one-star reviews of Kid Rock's 1st Annual Fish Fry, Popeye's Village, Toothsome Chocolate Emporium, and Hollywood Toy & Costume. Plus more Tom prank calls. Also Dr. Who, Dr. Parnassus, Jesus Christ, Austin Powers, The Razzies, The Godfather II, Beau is Afraid, Karens, Hustler Club NYC, Prodigy, and updates on Producer Brett's limoncello business. SUBSCRIBE TO BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET: https://linktr.ee/beachtoosandy JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT: http://foreverdog.plus JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS: *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat TOTALLY EFFED UP T-SHIRTS https://www.teepublic.com/user/dttfu SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	forever
0:03.7	Here we go here we go
0:06.3	Funny here we go for the people the people
0:09.5	We need it. They need it. Which people? Oh the the the the the the the the the hoards of fans that depend
0:16.4	Horns depend on this show every Monday comes out. What did you call them? Oh hoards?
0:21.4	H or D. Yes, you can take a hoards bath, baby
0:25.6	Remember when Austin Powers said that Austin Powers was like you could take a hoards bath, baby
0:55.6	He's like fat bastard as diarrhea fat bastard at diarrhea a gold member was picking the
1:13.8	His he liked to eat it. He's like gold member eat to some skin, baby who'd be just like isn't that
1:21.3	That isn't that isn't that gold gold member was Colonel Tom Parker. Yes of his day
1:30.1	And I know that you've discussed this on best show Tom. I know you're saying about these razzies the razzies
1:37.0	Which is the awards that people do to say which movies suck every year and I got to tell you like I
1:45.5	Can't think of anything more square. Oh, yeah. No, it's the dumbest thing. Imagine being just like you know what movie was so bad
1:57.5	You sound like Terry Gilliam is Terry Gilliam giving up razzies hosting the razzies this year
2:04.0	Hello everybody. You shouldn't do that
2:06.5	Welcome to this year's razzies. Who seems like a demotion. It does seem like a demotion. He's filming himself. It's for
2:14.0	The it's the for a doctor a Parnassus to the sequel. He's finally doing the
2:21.8	Is Dr. Parnassus a doctor who competitor? Is it like is it like coconut Pepsi, right?
2:30.2	Right, can I give you a razzies factor a quick for you move on sure?
2:33.6	One second. No, hey everybody. Welcome to double
2:37.0	Okay, and when you're eight hey everybody welcome to double threat
2:42.4	Then it was you do a little laugh like that. It makes it seem like yeah, it's like already funny
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